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Football & Winter Green

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Saturday, I’d been picked to play,
In our football team.
So, when we were getting ready,
I rubbed in some Winter Green
Liniment helps me loosen off,
And warms the muscles too.
But I forgot to wash my hands
When I went to the loo.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 When we went out to play,
I was feeling rather hot.
There was nothing I could do,
Round about that spot.
Maybe if I ran quicker,
That would cool me down.
Or if I could find a puddle,
Lying on the ground.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Eventually it wore off,
By then I scored two goals.
I hadn’t stopped my running,
I’d beaten all the guys.
I wouldn’t do it every game,
But then, I could have some fun.
Spread some in their jockstraps,
That will make them run.

Another, a bit of fun this time. This happened to me. Geoff

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/football-winter-green/