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Gus, Gus…a Minus or Plus.

John Oliver

Thursday, October 17th, 2013

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 HE TICKED ALL THE RIGHT BOXES
AND SAID ALL THE RIGHT THINGS
HAILED AS OUR SAVIOUR (another one)
AND TREAT LIKE A KING.
AT HIS PRESS CONFERENCE, HE TALKED OF HIS PLANS
THEN WITH THE FULL MEDIA CIRCUS
WAS INTRODUCED TO THE FANS.
NEXT OF COURSE HOLDING UP
THE LATEST HOME SHIRT, HE HAS DONE THIS BEFORE
AND NOW QUITE THE EXPERT.
HE THEN THANKED THE LAST MANAGER
FOR THE WORK HE HAD DONE
YET OUT OF SEVENTEEN GAMES PLAYED
ONLY TWO HE HAD WON
HE WILL BRING HIS OWN STAFF, AND THERE’S A BIT MONEY TO SPEND
A BLEND OF YOUTH AND EXPERIENCE
IS WHAT I REALLY INTEND.
HE THEN THANKED THE OWNER
FOR GIVING HIM THIS CHANCE
AND TO HIS TUNE, HE HAS PROMISED TO DANCE.
YES HE HAS SEEN THE LEAGUE TABLE
AND TO HIM THERE’S NO DOUBT
OF THE MESS WE ARE IN, HE WILL SOON HAVE US OUT
HE WILL LEAD US HE SWORE, TO THE PROMISED LAND
THEN AN ELDERLY FAN SHOUTED
THIS AIN’T BARCELONA GUS
YOU’RE IN……..SUNDERLAND.

© OLIVER 13

Notes

As a Black n White through and through please pardon my little dig at the Red n Whites….Gus Poyet’s first home game is against……yes…THE TOON….Hope he does not get the same result as De Cannio did back in April.

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