Will the goals come thick and fast?
And flow like water into wine
Will the joy of those 3 points
Last all season long this time
The latest haircuts held in place
On this the money’s spent
Eau de cologne Hugo Boss?
No chance it’s liniment!
Mud splattered boots across the park
“Their goals were all offside”
Tactics forgotten hamstrings torn
New lads welcomed with a lunge
From arl arses yard off pace
The ones with acne all in bloom
Sweat breaks out on the face
4 letter words like litter stream
Cajole and then just plead
Brazilian skills we’ve come to see
Yeah right there in yer dreams!