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I No Humour

Trent Morris

Tuesday, October 27th, 2015

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 “I no humour,” said the man.
“My side’s in fifteenth place.
By May we won’t have fifty points
if we stay at this pace.”

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 “I no humour,” said the man.
“Trouble with FA.
I watch the matches from the stands.
Too close? Too far away?”

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 “I no humour,” said the man.
“This Game’s no longer fun.
I used to be King of the World.
I was ‘The Special One.'”

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 “I no humour,” said the man.
“Each move’s a backward step.
Abramovich has forged a plan
to cast me out for Pep.”

© Trent Morris 2015

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/i-no-humour/