The Premiership’s twenty bosses
have written to Santa Claus,
hoping to cut their losses,
get their seasons back on course.
Fergie’s asked for a new hairdryer
as his old one’s run out of steam;
Reed wants to get out of the mire –
he’s asked for a brand new team.
Jose’s asked Santa for money
in order to re-gain top spot
whilst Arsene’s wish is for Henry
to help Arsenal to win the lot.
Blades’ stressed out manager, Warnock
wants to go on anger management course;
Moyes, Everton’s resident Jock,
needs AJ to carry the torch.
Villa’s O’Neill’s feeling Randy;
he’s begging for much-needed dough;
any win for Watford’d be handy;
their progress so far has been slow.