Mark Hughes’ cancelled Fulham’s Xmas party

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Seasonal cheer and festive frolics
Have been stopped this year by Sparky;
“Parties are for alcoholics…
..We’ll have none of that malarkey”.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 “A bowl of gruel’s all you’ll get
The same as poor Bob Cratchit
‘Cos as gaffer, if I get an itch, you bet
As sure as hell I’ll scratch it”.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 “Cold Comfort Farm is all you’ll see
as Yuletide advances…
..Tho’ Turkey and Pud may come to thee
If you start converting chances”.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/mark-hughes-cancelled-fulhams-xmas-party/