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MRS FITZMIGGITZ

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Mrs Fitzmiggitz is really a witch
Right next to the chalkboard
She keeps her broomstick

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Boils up the children until they are stew
Puts them in cans
Marked “ Teachers Pet Food!”

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 She has rotten teeth that she doesn’t clean
They’re broken and spiky
And smelly and green!

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 She makes us do Science & too many SATS
We’re fed up with English
And stressed out on Maths!

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 We live on school dinners and
Cannot complain
Cause if we do we must eat them again!

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 She’s banned us from footy she’s punctured the ball
And she scrubbed out the goalposts
We painted on walls

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Mrs Fitzmiggitz she must be a witch
Cause I’ve been a frog
Ever since she read this!

Notes

(2004)

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/mrs-fitzmiggitz/