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Myth mirth

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Old rivalries resumed….
And we return to myths that have bloomed….

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 To poetically paraphrase
Legendary stories
Re former glories….

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Ron ‘Chopper’ Harris to Eddie Gray…..

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 “Can I have my studs back please?
Last I saw ‘em, they were embedded in your knees.
And no surprise –
If you find some in yer thighs!”

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 And Don Revie…. re Norman ‘Bite yer legs’ Hunter

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 “People say Norman was a dirty player
but the question begs
how he always came off the pitch
with a pair of horribly bruised and battered legs?”

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 “Truth be told, he was well able to take the flak
and we always made him give ‘em back!!” 😉

Notes

Attributed to Don Revie:
“People say Norman was a dirty player, but he always came off the pitch with a pair of horribly bruised and battered legs. We made him give them back, though.”

When men were men, and sheep were nervous

Are we better off today, with namby-pampys rolling around the floor at the flick of a hair?

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/myth-mirth/