Put Notcher in goal!
¶ 1
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Put Notcher in goal, he’s useless outfield,
Perhaps he has talents as yet still concealed.
He can’t kick a ball with his left or his right,
And shirks fifty fifties, recoiling in fright.
Its hard to allot him a suitable role –
He’s no good outfield so let’s put him in goal.
¶ 2
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Oh Notcher, you’re really a goalkeeping flop.
It trickled so slowly I thought it would stop.
My granny is ancient and riddled with gout,
But she’d have no trouble in keeping that out.
Your goalkeeping talents are clearly revealed –
Notcher, come out – you are better outfield.
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