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rachel unitt comes from walsall

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Rachel Unitt comes from Walsall, from Bentley so i’ve heard.
And she aint just a cracking footballer, hers a tidy looking bird
She plays for Everton and England, and she wears the number three,
Don’t know about the other players, but Rach will do for me

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 She has a left foot most blokes would die for, and she accurately pings the ball from left to right.
And watching her graciously glide up and down the touchline is such an awesome sight.
with her girly pop star image, she’s like a magnet for the female footie mags.
In fact, Rachel Unitt would even look fantastic in a pair of oily rags.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 She does a bit of modelling for footie chick, she’s a budding cat walk queen.
And if youve ever caught a glimpse of her, you’ll know just what i mean.
She strutted her stuff in America, for the New Jersey Wildcats, just the other year.
And sent the young Americans into a frenzy, did our English rose, they loved our Rach out there.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 She’s proudly wore the three lions shirt over fifty times, though her caps only total four.
Coz the Ladies dont get ’em like the men – bit sexist aint it, though she’s only 23, so there’s time to add some more.
Off the pitch she’s abit of a rock chick and her’s great on Air Guitar.
And such is her dedication she’s tea total, you wont see her drunk outside a Broad Street bar.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Fitness comes first and last with our Rach, and her training regime would take your breath away.
And she made history last summer, so did the rest mind you, when 29,092 fans turned out to watch the ladies play
She’s the No 1 female pin up the equivalent of Beckham, this kid’s top of the pops, and babe of the England team.
And to be honest her’s far better looking than old Golden Balls, and without a doubt, she’s the best looking player that this country’s ever seen

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Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/rachel-unitt-comes-from-walsall/