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Response to Milktray, Moonlight & Mourinho

dave queller

Friday, November 11th, 2005

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Ms Maguire
Her heart on fire
But for whom?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Which manager is it makes her bloom?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 We know she considers Paul Jewell a gem
And she’s not Nancy nor Faria, so it’s certainly not Sven

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 So, a bloke trying to be both circumspect and girly :
Grey flecked temples don’t do it (Mourinho), so would it be curly?

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 None spring to mind, Keegan’s locks lopped long ago
And Seaman’s pony tail this week too, on some tv show

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Yes, I digress, he’s not a manager, more like ex-keeper
Maybe she goes for cerebral, someone thinking deeper?

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Arsene? Too Gallic?
Couldn’t picture him as phallic.

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Stuart Pearce? Too fierce?
Curbs? Perhaps peturbs?

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Mark Hughes? Too sparky?
Mick McCarthy – too narky?

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Steve McLaren – hardly Formula One
Martin Jol & David Moyes? Can’t exactly see them having fun.
And O’Leary? Too dreary?

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 Reggie Perrin – likely to disappear soon
Souey – tied to the Toon
Tho he has the Liverpool connection
Sir Alex? Too ruddy in complexion

12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 Big Sam, Little Sam? If she likes a lived in face
Then Allardyce towers over the la from Liver space

13 Leave a comment on verse 13 0 Rafa – certainly the man in her affections, but too cuddly
Steve Bruce? She’d have to call a truce, e’en tho he’s nearer Dudley

14 Leave a comment on verse 14 0 Alan Pardew?
Surely, more phew, than phoaar!
So who is it, takes her fancy?

15 Leave a comment on verse 15 0 Robbo – just the jobbo?
Nah – my money’s on
Fulham’s Chris Cole_mon

© dave queller, Nov 11 2005

Notes

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

A cheap response to :
Parry Maguire’s Milktray, Moonlight & Mourinho :

http://footballpoets.org/p.asp?Id=11767

Note to Dave, I love your poem but I’m afraid cute as Cookie is he’s not the one! keep guessing, cuddly is close but not quite 😉 parry

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/response-to-milktray-moonlight-mourinho/