Some Blokes Are All Heart!
¶ 1
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She told him she was leaving him
With six minutes left on clock
Then disappeared upstairs to pack her things
While he pensively took stock.
¶ 2
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“Affairs of the heart are fraught” he thought
“What will Moysey do
Should he chuck another striker on
Or just stick with four, four two?”
¶ 3
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She came down to the living room
All mascara stains and angst
Then gave her poignant parting words of doom
To the sofa bound young Manc:
¶ 4
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“If you think I’ll share my dreams with you
And eleven struggling blokes who spit
You really haven’t got a flaming clue
I’m going back to me mums, that’s it”
¶ 5
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“Chuck” he said “Yer eyes are red
From the tears that you have cried
I really was listening to what you said
But their last goal was just off-side.
¶ 6
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The way I’ve been treating you lately
Is bang out of order I’ll agree
But can’t we talk about this after the game
We’re getting steam-rollered by City”
¶ 7
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A door slams shut and Pizza-hut
Is where he now dines alone
Nights of watching Sky or getting off his nut
Are sadly all there is at home.
¶ 8
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So should “er indoors” gets jealous and bored
Of remote controlled Man Yoo
Too right she’ll chugger off back to her mums
I would as well…wouldn’t you?
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