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Spanish Archer

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Vile Spanish Archer
No early departure
McCarthy lad tough
No rolling round stuff
A vicious attack
Deliberate whack
Red card did Mark render?
Laugh and joke with offender

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Awardance of a free,
Visual periphery
Accidental presumption?
Shows negative gumption
Why not be consistent
Consult your assistant
Failing that above all
Check your crystal ball

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Very comfortable win
Made by heinous sin
No justice, just shame
By the refs guessing game
A bad mistake or a cunning plot?
For a league two game at Aldershot
Three match ban escaped, a fraud
FIFAs rule book sadly flawed

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Notes

Mark Clattenburg claims he saw the incident and only gave a free kick for a deliberate elbow?
Should have gone to Specsavers.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/spanish-archer/