Spotted in the personal ads
¶ 1
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Unused air miles
Dennis Bergkamp smiles
He already has plenty of those
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A book on penalty tips
And as Michael Owen’s form dips
He could certainly do with the prose
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A frisky horse @ stud
Fergie seeks m’Lud
To get Magnier off his back
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A pair of glasses
A profession passes
Yes, they used to wear black
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Naughty Betty Boo
A dalliance that Paul Dickov
Would rather not speak of
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Shoes by Jimmy Choo
But a less tasteful choice in men
What does Nancy see in Sven?
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Homemade Irish brew
Kiss the girls but stay off the sauce
Bestie and McGrath, should stick to the course
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A Tardis for Dr Who
And if Rio could travel back in time
D’ya think he’d happily spend a dime? *
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