Tea For The Tinkerman

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 tinkerman tinkerman cook me a team
pick with your eyes closed
and give me a dream
pat it with mutu or crespo or duff
veron it with joe cole and all of that stuff

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 keep on rotating it’s good for the side
we tinker by day and we tinker by night
but i ‘tink its time for the tink’ring to stop
hello there roman it’s time that we shop..

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 bring tea for the tinkerman ply it with coke
red bull or purdeys before we’re a joke
if this is the dream ticket where are we going
leicester or roma ther’e’s no way of knowing?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 tinkerman tinkerman tell me no lies
whoever you pick let it be a surprise
soemtimes your english and sweet little face
puts gerald and arsen and alex in place
but who will you pick when ronaldo is here
and who will you plum for when beckham is near

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 i hate to imagine how hard it must be
when sven’s always lurking and coming for tea
so tea for the tinkerman – wrap him up warm
remember the dark clouds are just ‘fore the storm
and get back on line now as fast as you can
or give them a fiver if they lend a hand
and then we’ll be happy and bouncy again
or otherwise ciao mate and hello there sven!



cruel and stupid eh..sorry! i love ranieire..i think he’s really sweet..in an no gay way of course.. i just get fed up sitting in some pub getting covered in smoke and watching 90 minutes like v Liverpooc..(who looked awesome in defence..actually.) and when are they gonna ban smoking in pubs?ooo controversial.!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/tea-for-the-tinkerman/