The team huddles in the changing room,
Shivering from head to toe,
A couple of minutes before the match
It begins to hail and snow.
That’s when it happens,
The thing we all dread,
In walks the Coach from Hell,
His name is Coach Fred.
He makes us train in wind and rain,
Although we make a fuss,
This is Fred the Coach from Hell,
Feel sorry for us!