The Ultimate Pro

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 That lad could turn on a sixpence
With room to spare on the side
He could nutmeg a knock kneed Norwegian
Or dummy a Dane when he tried

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Bamboozle a brazened Brazilian
Run rings round Ronaldinho
Cruise past an incredible Croation
Or up end a Turk with his toe

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Humble a goal hungry Hungarian
Bend it like Victoria’s Dave
Pass through the legs of a Mexican
No matter convex or concave

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Whiz down the wing like a Welshman
Leave defenders to float in the breeze
Irritate a seasoned Italian
Pass like a prime Portugese

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 He could fake a foul… win an Oscar!
Wear it with pride ’round his neck
And when he blast the ball for the penalty
Would he score!………
Could he score?………..COULD HE HECK!

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/the-ultimate-pro/