Our gracious Queen has been saved
From being thought too regal
Press reports declare her a Gooner
If its true, why did one not say sooner?
I could believe diverse interests
Alternative medicines perhaps
Instead of cucumber sarnies (with tuna)
Maybe H.M. prefers a good lamb bhuna
Arsenes pussy cat, pussycat went to London
To see the Queen
Pussy cat, what did you see? Did you see the Queen?
I didn’t see her, I didn’t see the Queen