“There’s Only One ‘One'”

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Our gracious Queen has been saved
From being thought too regal
Press reports declare her a Gooner
If its true, why did one not say sooner?

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I could believe diverse interests
Alternative medicines perhaps
Instead of cucumber sarnies (with tuna)
Maybe H.M. prefers a good lamb bhuna

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Arsenes pussy cat, pussycat went to London
To see the Queen
Pussy cat, what did you see? Did you see the Queen?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 I didn’t see her, I didn’t see the Queen


One has a different view of Ma’am now. I expect she looks down on the Prawn Sandwich brigade.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/theres-only-one-one/