Time for another ‘Team Effort’?
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You might remember the fun we had adapting Book titles in football pun fashion, prompted at the time by The Big Read series on BBC2?
(see the poem entitled – The Big Read : fun with puns,
under poet : Team Effort)
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This time I propose the following : vowel graffiti – read the list below and you’ll get the gist.
Any further suggestions can be marked : ‘Attn Clik’ and sent to :
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¶ 4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Our thanks to Webmeister Dave who has done some work in the background, to enable this one e-mail address to reach ALL the Football Poets editors.
¶ 5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Dave is also hoping (at some point in the future), to re-activate the guestbook in Forum format. More details will follow.
¶ 6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Vowel Graffiti
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Lidz luvs Lodz
Manny, one of many Man U
Gazza, gizza guzzle
dissed Distin dosses
Waddle Hoddle huddle
pacey Possee passes (as in Derek Possee, ex-Millwall)
Husky Heskey has key
Dado Prso precise
fit Split flit
Totti N’Gotty grapple
¶ 8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 perhaps we might add on a general graffiti section, depending on what’s sent in : I’m thinking along the lines of the all time classic :
¶ 9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Jesus saves : but Dalglish nets the rebound
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or maybe, to paraphrase the Goons :
Ling Tong Liddel Eyal Poe
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BUT
You might well say :
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Is it poetry
Or punditry
Or is it just pandering
To a meandering
mouse / muse
¶ 13 Leave a comment on verse 13 0 The whole exercise probably prompted from having to hammer home a vocal drill for one of my young offspring :
¶ 14 Leave a comment on verse 14 0 “This, that, these and those, this is the way the ‘th’ goes”.
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