You might remember the fun we had adapting Book titles in football pun fashion, prompted at the time by The Big Read series on BBC2?
(see the poem entitled – The Big Read : fun with puns,
under poet : Team Effort)
This time I propose the following : vowel graffiti – read the list below and you’ll get the gist.
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Lidz luvs Lodz
Manny, one of many Man U
Gazza, gizza guzzle
dissed Distin dosses
Waddle Hoddle huddle
pacey Possee passes (as in Derek Possee, ex-Millwall)
Husky Heskey has key
Dado Prso precise
fit Split flit
Totti N’Gotty grapple
perhaps we might add on a general graffiti section, depending on what’s sent in : I’m thinking along the lines of the all time classic :
Jesus saves : but Dalglish nets the rebound
or maybe, to paraphrase the Goons :
Ling Tong Liddel Eyal Poe
You might well say :
Is it poetry
Or is it just pandering
To a meandering
mouse / muse
The whole exercise probably prompted from having to hammer home a vocal drill for one of my young offspring :
“This, that, these and those, this is the way the ‘th’ goes”.