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Time for another ‘Team Effort’?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 You might remember the fun we had adapting Book titles in football pun fashion, prompted at the time by The Big Read series on BBC2?
(see the poem entitled – The Big Read : fun with puns,
under poet : Team Effort)

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 This time I propose the following : vowel graffiti – read the list below and you’ll get the gist.
Any further suggestions can be marked : ‘Attn Clik’ and sent to :

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 editors@footballpoets.org

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Our thanks to Webmeister Dave who has done some work in the background, to enable this one e-mail address to reach ALL the Football Poets editors.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Dave is also hoping (at some point in the future), to re-activate the guestbook in Forum format. More details will follow.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Vowel Graffiti

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Lidz luvs Lodz
Manny, one of many Man U
Gazza, gizza guzzle
dissed Distin dosses
Waddle Hoddle huddle
pacey Possee passes (as in Derek Possee, ex-Millwall)
Husky Heskey has key
Dado Prso precise
fit Split flit
Totti N’Gotty grapple

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 perhaps we might add on a general graffiti section, depending on what’s sent in : I’m thinking along the lines of the all time classic :

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Jesus saves : but Dalglish nets the rebound

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 or maybe, to paraphrase the Goons :
Ling Tong Liddel Eyal Poe

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 BUT
You might well say :

12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 Is it poetry
Or punditry
Or is it just pandering
To a meandering
mouse / muse

13 Leave a comment on verse 13 0 The whole exercise probably prompted from having to hammer home a vocal drill for one of my young offspring :

14 Leave a comment on verse 14 0 “This, that, these and those, this is the way the ‘th’ goes”.

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