Together With All Our Hearts…
¶ 1
Leave a comment on verse 1 0
It’s his smugness
The ears I can handle
Or them creepy ads he does for the crisps
The (rehearsed) off the cuff chuckles,
Under the pretense he’s a genuine football fan
Or a career involving very few risks.
¶ 2
Leave a comment on verse 2 0
I’ve heard all the rumor’s
Regarding elocution lessons
For a wannabe Des Lynam? (But I’m sorry he ain’t)
So I feel like a hypocritical loser
Tuned in to Saturday night sessions
Where too much air time is given to him and his mates
¶ 3
Leave a comment on verse 3 0
I’m sure the toffs running Match of the Day
Over at The Beeb
Were at first reluctant to even give him a go
Be that as it may
But I’m sure we’re all agreed
It’s actually the football what scores on said show.
¶ 4
Leave a comment on verse 4 0
But a chance he was given
For worse or for better
and lets be honest his profile has soared
So the comments made by him
On Claudio Ranieri going to Leicester
Seem to me at least…somewhat untoward.
¶ 5
Leave a comment on verse 5 0
Then again the chuckle brothers
Sat on the Saturday night settee
Might be managers if…the job were just talking the talk
But last seasons major honors
As far as I’m aware; Gary, Alan and Robbie
Were all won by fella’s…also capable of walking the walk.
¶ 6
Leave a comment on verse 6 0
The alternative Gary son
With the position your most probably in
Is the ultimate dream for most genuine fans
Simply call up your home-town club
Throw your hat in the ring
and try chancing yer arm, at being more than…The Walkers Crisps Man?
Comments
0 Comments on the whole Poem
Create an account to leave a comment on the whole Poem
0 Comments on verse 1
Create an account to leave a comment on verse 1
0 Comments on verse 2
Create an account to leave a comment on verse 2
0 Comments on verse 3
Create an account to leave a comment on verse 3
0 Comments on verse 4
Create an account to leave a comment on verse 4
0 Comments on verse 5
Create an account to leave a comment on verse 5
0 Comments on verse 6
Create an account to leave a comment on verse 6