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Wayne Rooney rolled up on his Two Wheels full of swank.
We cried: “Flippin’ ‘eck! Have you just been and robbed a bank?”
He sneered: “I ain’t no Scouser! From now on Rooney is a Manc!”
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Rooney, Rooney, you know, we still cannot believe,
That you could do that to us, shoot off and join M.U.F.C.
You quipped: “Bye bye, Bluenoses. I’ll soon be playing at O.T.”
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One year has passed now since you rode off on that Kawasak’.
And we’ve some words for you, so please prick up your two ears, wack.
We say: “Who needs Wayne Rooney? We don’t ever want you back!”