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¶ 1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Coming soon to a stadium near you, Steve Round Productions brings you a cracker
¶ 2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Roll up for an exclusive screening, of the Old Trafford Chainsaw Massacre
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Pre match fans nerves, would it be a dour draw or a goal spree?
But on the pitch the poor lambs got their little boots clogged in ghee
As defeat to Espana led to a horror DVD
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Benny from Watford, upon sighting the ball he fled
Arms flailing wildly ala Dawn of the dead
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Good old G Neville played himself as shop steward
Nasty after game comments had him well and truly skewered
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Villa reduced Rio to an imitation of The Wicker Man
Nightmare on Elm Street, screamed the boisterous Stretford clan
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Woody the mad axe murderer looked like he’d emerged from a pond
Pinged useless long balls, all into The Beyond
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Dependable P Neville’s return seemed like a horrid dream
No left sided option left viewers wanting to Scream
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Stevie G starred as England’s Chief Kaiser
More starring rolesfor the reformed Hellraiser
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A non show from Carricko, does Ray Wilkins still exist?
Can’t help with your gaping expressions mate, you need an Exorcist
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“I can play with Stevie” Lamps was Les Diaboliques
How we all pine for his ruthless goal streak
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Boy blunder Phillips epitomised crosses to Vampyr
Ninety more minutes and he would’ve threatened to perspire
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Crouchie had things on mind, had he forgotten the rent?
As Iniesta’s strike pushed England into The Descent
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Wonderboy Dyer had Roeder of the North East scowling
Pity the rest of the nation were left Howling
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On a bleak night Macca’s men failed to enthrall
Twelve horror flicks mentioned in this pome, can you spot them all?
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