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Video nasty!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Coming soon to a stadium near you, Steve Round Productions brings you a cracker

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Roll up for an exclusive screening, of the Old Trafford Chainsaw Massacre

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Pre match fans nerves, would it be a dour draw or a goal spree?
But on the pitch the poor lambs got their little boots clogged in ghee
As defeat to Espana led to a horror DVD

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Starring –

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Benny from Watford, upon sighting the ball he fled
Arms flailing wildly ala Dawn of the dead

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 Good old G Neville played himself as shop steward
Nasty after game comments had him well and truly skewered

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Villa reduced Rio to an imitation of The Wicker Man
Nightmare on Elm Street, screamed the boisterous Stretford clan

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Woody the mad axe murderer looked like he’d emerged from a pond
Pinged useless long balls, all into The Beyond

9 Leave a comment on verse 9 0 Dependable P Neville’s return seemed like a horrid dream
No left sided option left viewers wanting to Scream

10 Leave a comment on verse 10 0 Stevie G starred as England’s Chief Kaiser
More starring rolesfor the reformed Hellraiser

11 Leave a comment on verse 11 0 A non show from Carricko, does Ray Wilkins still exist?
Can’t help with your gaping expressions mate, you need an Exorcist

12 Leave a comment on verse 12 0 “I can play with Stevie” Lamps was Les Diaboliques
How we all pine for his ruthless goal streak

13 Leave a comment on verse 13 0 Boy blunder Phillips epitomised crosses to Vampyr
Ninety more minutes and he would’ve threatened to perspire

14 Leave a comment on verse 14 0 Crouchie had things on mind, had he forgotten the rent?
As Iniesta’s strike pushed England into The Descent

15 Leave a comment on verse 15 0 Wonderboy Dyer had Roeder of the North East scowling
Pity the rest of the nation were left Howling

16 Leave a comment on verse 16 0 On a bleak night Macca’s men failed to enthrall
Twelve horror flicks mentioned in this pome, can you spot them all?

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Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/video-nasty-2/