Coming soon to a stadium near you, Steve Round Productions brings you a cracker
Roll up for an exclusive screening, of the Old Trafford Chainsaw Massacre
Pre match fans nerves, would it be a dour draw or a goal spree?
But on the pitch the poor lambs got their little boots clogged in ghee
As defeat to Espana led to a horror DVD
Benny from Watford, upon sighting the ball he fled
Arms flailing wildly ala Dawn of the dead
Good old G Neville played himself as shop steward
Nasty after game comments had him well and truly skewered
Villa reduced Rio to an imitation of The Wicker Man
Nightmare on Elm Street, screamed the boisterous Stretford clan
Woody the mad axe murderer looked like he’d emerged from a pond
Pinged useless long balls, all into The Beyond
Dependable P Neville’s return seemed like a horrid dream
No left sided option left viewers wanting to Scream
Stevie G starred as England’s Chief Kaiser
More starring rolesfor the reformed Hellraiser
A non show from Carricko, does Ray Wilkins still exist?
Can’t help with your gaping expressions mate, you need an Exorcist
“I can play with Stevie” Lamps was Les Diaboliques
How we all pine for his ruthless goal streak
Boy blunder Phillips epitomised crosses to Vampyr
Ninety more minutes and he would’ve threatened to perspire
Crouchie had things on mind, had he forgotten the rent?
As Iniesta’s strike pushed England into The Descent
Wonderboy Dyer had Roeder of the North East scowling
Pity the rest of the nation were left Howling
On a bleak night Macca’s men failed to enthrall
Twelve horror flicks mentioned in this pome, can you spot them all?