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Wayne Rooney, chess master?

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 a sports psychologist, Professor Mark Williams, has studied Wayne Rooney’s smart soccer moves,
and compared his abilities to that of a Grand Chess Master!
He was quoted :
“Intelligent game-reading skills are due to a knowledge base known as ‘perceptual chonking’ –
based on an ability to recall situations from experience”

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 which leads me to this little limerick :

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 if young master Rooney’s ball skills
are to be labelled ‘perceptual chonking’
does this mean, when he’s far away from the coaches
and fatherhood approaches
that he’s mastered ‘perpetual bonking’?

Notes

sorry, couldn’t resist a cheap laugh

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/wayne-rooney-chess-master/