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WC 2006 : Toe be or not toe be

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 So now it’s tarsometatarsal
When what we really wanted
Was ta-ta metatarsal

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Supposedly, a non-disclosed fracture
And there was I thinking : information overload
As I read about it in my scratcher!

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Three cuniforms and the cuboid bone
An X-rated x-ray
That keeps our hero from Cologne

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 But there’s minor cause for celebration
For at least Wayne won’t have to suffer
A partial amputation!

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Notes

With deference to anyone who has suffered a loss of limb(s)

Based on the latest medical update, as can be viewed here :
http://football.guardian.co.uk/worldcup2006/story/0,,1785653,00.html

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/wc-2006-toe-be-or-not-toe-be/