So now it’s tarsometatarsal
When what we really wanted
Was ta-ta metatarsal
Supposedly, a non-disclosed fracture
And there was I thinking : information overload
As I read about it in my scratcher!
Three cuniforms and the cuboid bone
An X-rated x-ray
That keeps our hero from Cologne
But there’s minor cause for celebration
For at least Wayne won’t have to suffer
A partial amputation!