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Wylie, Kylie, Whiley !

kevin raymond

Sunday, July 3rd, 2005

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Oh match of the day
Much to my dismay
You need to brighten up
Next year I fear for your ratings
Of viewer’s in World Cup

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 I say this with all honesty
Cos I just love the show
But the format is so dated
Somethings age you know?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 A new theme tune
Should come out soon
Written by Pete Wylie
If you want to hit the main stream
Get it sung by Kylie

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Lineker is limited
He’s really not a fan
We need a new presenter
Not necessarily a man

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 After watching Glasto
And Live Eight rather drily
My choice for MoTD’s new presenter
Is the fabulous Jo Whiley

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 I love a feisty woman
One who speaks her mind
She’d call it as she sees it
Though that can sometimes be unkind

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 So as The World Cup approaches
Get Jo trained in the know
Send a p45 to Lineker
Tell him he must go!

8 Leave a comment on verse 8 0 Wylie with the written words
Kylie with a song
Jo Whiley’s such a wiley bird
To turn the viewers on!

© kjp raymond 2005

Notes

Just a thought!

New format with a gorgeous new presenter will send the World Cup viewing ratings rocketing alongside the blood pressure of old geezer’s like me!

Just my opinion, I’ve never really thought that Lineker gives off the vibe of taking the whole thing very seriously, as all of those who contribute here know all too well this is serious stuff indeed!

peace.

kev.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/wylie-kylie-whiley/