You couldn’t make it up.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 I know what you were thinking
That must have been a fluke
But in truth we should have scored some more
We let Villa off the hook.
Anything Chelsea or the Arsenal did
We thought we’d do the same
The entertainers tag returned once more
For this very special game.
We remembered how the Villa laughed at us
When they sealed our relegation
But he laughs longest, who laughs last
Just ask a gleeful Geordie nation.
And Shearer waved his betting slip
As Big Andy completed the scoring
It might be many things at St James’ Park
But it’s certainly never boring.


It is day’s like Sunday August 22nd 2010 which makes
supporting Newcastle Utd all worthwhile, And in Gateshead born
19 year old Andy Carroll the TOON and England’s future could
be a lot brighter.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/you-couldnt-make-it-up/