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Alan BIRCHENAL we signed from Chelsea
Over a hundred grand it took
And we also signed their wing man
The Scottish wizard Charlie COOK
The HINSCHLWOOD brothers from New Addington
Martin and his younger brother Paul
And we gave a debut to Kenny SAMSON
Who as a teen got the England call.
We also had a tiny player who defenses apart he’d tear,
He was here, he was there, he was everywhere
His name was Vince HILLAIRE.
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In the new century we had a manager
Named PULLIS —- but we referred to him as Tone
And he always wore a baseball cap
To cover up his dome.
So now I feel you wondering
what the hell is this about
But I’ll feed you one more manager
Before I let the secret out.
The Geordie nation didn’t have a prob
When they spelled out Alan Shearer
So how come Crystal Palace fans
Can’t spell Patrick VIERA.