Help! – a pre-Christmas plea

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 We need some more points said the poet to Sam
It’s been a long time since we got one
Down at Chelsea that day
When the lads earned their pay
But we’ve lost each game since then, and got none.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 It’s been a poor do since we got that last point
So bad that we’re sliding down ‘t table
Feed the donkeys some hay
Or stop part of their pay
To force them to play as they’re able.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 We pay lots of cash for our seats in the stand
We need value for money, and it’s OUR CALL
So don’t give them your pity
When we’re playing Man City
And get them off their arse and play football.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 When you look at the fixtures and see what we’ve got
We’ve got to get points from wherever
Man United and Rovers
Could both well turn us over
And our challenge for Europe lost forever.



2 points out of a possible 18 cannot be healthy

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/help-a-pre-christmas-plea/