Observations From A Semi!

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Here John your tears forsaken
That Moscow kick you blitzed
Has been eclipsed and overtaken
By a Berbatov spot miss.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Was he passing back to their keeper
Or did Sir Alex advise him to miss
So he could blame Mike Riley, a lousy pitch
London weather or Rafa Benitez?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 What about the penalty decision?
That Davie Moyes confirmed “nailed on”
With Mike Riley supposedly a fan of United
How’d the heck did he call that wrong?

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Old Alex raving down the touchline?
His innuendo in post match chat
All his talk of dissing the other side
Then precedes to rest eight first team chavs.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Joe Royle summed up the miss by Berbatov
As he pulled on his pundit’s hat
“I’ve never seen an international footballer,
ever take a worse spot kick than that”.



Just a few observations from Sunday’s semi final Man Yoo v Everton. Has Berbatov started to sulk again coz he wasn’t out shopping with the rest of his rested first team-mates?

Have you ever seen a worse penalty kick taken than that? Joe Royle ain’t and he’s been around for ages.

Fergie’s rubber legged dug out dance reminded one of the late (great) Ian Curtis of Joy Division who got down and boogied in a similiar style, minus the red nose, burst blood vessels and steam coming out of his earholes of course!

The match wern’t that bad either come to think of it!



Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/observations-from-a-semi/