Post-Match Analysis (Arsenal v Chelsea)

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The referee’s a cheating liar,
Djourou’s touch is rather dire,
Petr Cech is just on fire
and no, we’re not off to a flier.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 The referee’s completely blind,
Arsenal are a goal behind,
Kalou’s late challenge was most unkind,
Almunia’d say it was unrefined*

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 The referee’s a lying cheat,
but Arsenal are not getting beat,
Van Persie’s double so very sweet,
2-1 against Sarf London’s elite!



*Yes, that challenge on 36 mins where he had no chance of getting the ball – adopted Carrick’s tactics to beat Almunia, I see.

Source: https://footballpoets.org/poems/post-match-analysis-arsenal-v-chelsea/