We need to find a number nine
Before it’s too late, to lead our line.
Someone good in the air, full of flair,
With nifty footwork, like Fred Astaire.
Who’ll press to help our midfield pack
In matches when we’re on the rack.
Able to hold up play, home and away,
And do the business, every Saturday.
Above all to score thirty goals a year
Like Alan Shearer in a different era.