On and On.
¶ 1
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You can take what you read in the papers
With an extra large portion of salt
It’s the truth, cross me heart, please God save us
From them low lifes who cover our sport.
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The saga to which I’m referring
Has me and mates going nuts
It’s do to with a theme keeps recurring
Bout a geezer what plays for our club.
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“I’ve no idea how you obtained this story”
Said our clubs PR man in the know
“Me and JT want a taste of more glory”
Said The Drog who last month looked to go.
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Every one asked, has a different stance
On what he should do for the best
“He’s in need of a challenge” Why even Noel Gallagher
When asked didn’t seem that impressed.
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“Blimmin cry baby cockney, Evertons Lescott’ll suit me”
Said Noel with a smile on his face
I think what he means with his usual diplomacy
Is the Gallaghers ain’t John Terry’s mates.
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Bloke in question ain’t uttered a whisper
Since the story first broke (that’s hack speak)
With Man City’s Mark Hughes now insisting,
He’ll earn a million quid every four weeks.
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That’s a shed load of dough he’ll out earn Kylie Minogue
Madge and that other bloke Prince
Will he stay, will he go, will us punters be told
If and when he decides to jump ship?
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“For blimming kicking a ball” I hear you all bawl
I’m with you and I make you all right
Have the lunatics taken over the asylum?
And it seems like they have…
Then this sane bloke is saying…good night!
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