A Word From Our Sponsor or What?
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After speaking with me sponsor
Who weighs in with mega-bucks
I’m advised that I’ve a conscience
About the Irish teams bad luck.
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It’s a case of straight integrity
That’s what I’m told to say
I did hand-ball it though it wasn’t really me
It was deemed the hand of fate.
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I mean can you imagine?
…….. the best a cheat can get
Or if your hands wear….gloves
You’re sure to find the net?
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The Bourse could well hit freefall
If I’m confirmed a cheat
Our victory seems petite, trivial
Without dancing in the streets.
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No parties near the Eiffel Tower
When the final whistle went
Davide Ginola in our lowest hour
Turned rouge with sheer embarrassment.
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Eric Cantona said he chin me
In the papers yesterday
Whilst on Saturday night at a game in Spain
I was pilloried yet again.
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Domenech is in another France
Where Charles De Gaulle still reigns
As for Platini and Sepp Blatter
(Both of whom seem in denial)
They’d be dangerous if they’d brains.
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At least when back in Londres
I’d Arsene Wenger right behind me
Who in moments of such controversy
Would confirm he couldn’t see!
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My agent says “Don’t worry mon ami
You’re the face they’ll wanna bankroll”
I can’t help but wonder why it’s me
The hand of fate helped score that goal?
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