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Bring Back The Guillotine

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Cheat handles the ball
France then score a crafty goal
No luck for the Irish.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Bring back the Guillotine
Put Henry’s bonce on the block
The end of French cheat.

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 Henry is a fox
He’s a wolf in sheeps clothing
So off with his head.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Replay needed now
Ireland deserve another chance
Sort out real winners.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Let’s get tough on cheats
Bring in the technology
Time for Big Brother !

These haiku’s may be a bit drastic ! Especially the Guillotine, but joking apart, maybe this is the incident, that could finally bring in video replays etc, so some good could come out of it, but that is little consolation to the Irish team, and their fans.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/bring-back-the-guillotine/