How do you feel about Team GB? Do you wear the red, white and blue It’s beyond club versus country Or does Team GB mean nothing to you? How would it be if we had Team London Fulham, Arsenal, West Ham in the squad mix Would Chelsea fans embrace ‘Capital Kingdom’ With the Spurs goalie […]

Everything changes This game of ours No more rosettes, it’s in-play bets massive debts the Anfield Cat, a straying pet with its own Twitter account on the net No more standing, we have to sit though when the ball is sweetly hit we rise as one like a firework lit jumping around like lunatics One […]

The new campaign is coming, pre-season games arranged Players signing in and out, the manager has changed The players will soon be reporting back for training There is a chance by then that it will have stopped raining Only 45 more days and counting Till then we fill weekends with DIY and grouting The countdown […]

*With thanks to The Stylistics for inspiring the title When you’re playing sport and it’s hard fought the magic sponge just isn’t enough Your’re hurt and not too tough In fact, you’re pulling faces of pain Screaming like a girl Writhing like a tin of fishermans maggots And I betcha The referee gives you a […]

Anthem jacket? Well what’s that then? An item worn by lines of singing men It used to be called a tracksuit top Now it accompanies anthem pop Anthems, not tantrums, a new approach With tackles to carve out and goals to poach The teams line up as they wait to kick off They holler a […]