Gary fancies himself as a poet weekly he tries to show it but tonight Gabby guns him down takes his weekly crown and out manouvers gender reprovers…. “there’ll be no quadruple all thanks to Tuchel!”

#storyteller extraordinaire – Far better than any stilted tv commentator who strangles and mangles the skills on display – as in, the brigand who balls-up: beauty, balance and ballet; no, this raconteur tells us of thrills and spills and wizards on the wing with wise and witty words that wilfully wash away the financial filth […]

How to lose the fans From the very very start Drop all the young guns And pick those without a heart How to lose the fans And tear our club apart Don’t you dare, don’t you DARE Force the juvenescent to depart

“It’s so hard being in love, eh?” I’m used to shocks…. FA Cup exits to minnows League Cup Final defeats Stevie G’s slip World Cup non-qualification (when “the Clown” came to town) England losing to Finland And for the green-gilded side of me so pleasantly shocked when Quinny scuffed past van Breukelen when Houghton headed […]

Diego does go Full of flair and flamboyance Flawed yet feted