• Kick It Out
    Banana skin thrown and racial abuse, so ban the culprits just no excuse. Football’s not about colour it’s supporting your side, throw out the Neanderthals​ give them nowhere to hide. It’s called The Beautiful Game for all colours and creed, no room for these bigots so please take heed. Any abuse is ugly but sadly […]
  • Where’s My Gnashers !
    The Accrington Stanley fan got excited when his team did score, he jumped wildly in the air as fellow supporters let out a roar. His team were beating AFC Wimbledon and they finally won 2-1, but when he got home later he discovered his false teeth had gone. They must have shot out when the […]
  • Thank You Gareth Southgate
    We thought it was coming home to where football all began, our young Lions battled hard every player to a man. But it wasn’t meant to be they just ran out of steam, as on the night Croatia were the better team. Yet they did the country proud as the nation became one, we saw […]
  • Slab Head
    He scored the opening goal so against Sweden England led, the ball nestled in their net put there by Slab Head. An unlikely hero in the shirt of red, he’s a big lad is young Slab Head. He’s good in the air and stops attacks stone dead, and he likes to move forward he’s an […]
  • The Magic Waistcoat
    England win a penalty shoot out now I don’t want to gloat, but the secret behind it ? Gareth Southgate’s waistcoat. Colombia played really dirty they went for our players throat, but the Three Lions stayed cool all down to Gareth’s waistcoat. Our supporters all love him he really rocks their boat, not just for […]