Where’s My Gnashers !

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 The Accrington Stanley fan got excited
when his team did score,
he jumped wildly in the air
as fellow supporters let out a roar.
His team were beating AFC Wimbledon
and they finally won 2-1,
but when he got home later
he discovered his false teeth had gone.
They must have shot out
when the second goal hit the net,
his beloved dentures were gone
so would he need a new set ?
But the fan was in luck
his gnashers had been found,
a steward saw them shining
on the terrace inside the ground.
The supporter got his teeth back
so now it was smiles all around,
but the next time his team scored
he stood still and never made a sound !


In the paper it said a set of false teeth had been found after an Accrington Stanley home game. The club said the gnashers were found in the home supporters end, so they’ve put out an appeal for the fan to come and claim them. So it inspired me to write this poem.

Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/wheres-my-gnashers/