I`m thrilled to bits to do this job I`ll try to do my best To commentate for ninety mins is going to be a test But these things are sent to try us no doubt I shall come through Just like the soccer striker opportunities like this are few

DEANO DONKEY, WHITLOW DONKEY, PHILLIPS DONKEY TOO ! FARRELLY DONKEY, O`KANE DONKEY, BUT TO NAME A FEW ! THESE WIRE HAIRED DOSILE CREATURES WITH A TAIL AND POINTED EARS ! WILL BE GRAZING GRASS AT THE REEBOK FOR QUITE A FEW MORE YEARS ! BUT ITS FANS THAT HAVE TO SUFFER AT SEVENTEEN QUID A […]

I maybe wrong but maybe right, As why the English live to fight, Not just in sport but everywhere, We just offend and never care, We have this feeling we are the best, And far superior to all the rest, And all the world we have to show, That we are English`you know`. Its same […]

If you have interactive tune to channel 404 For match days on sky you can`t ask for more Just press the red button at the start of each game And from that moment on footy just wont be the same When you don’t want to listen to Tyler or Gray Get to the Fanzone where […]

Fireworks and balloons and noisy loud tunes Are a bit of a prematch farce, But the thing I dislike is the chap with the mike It want`s shoving right up his a r s e. And lofty`s not the same since he went very tame He never seems to growl anymore, Since those Burnden park […]