• Rob Martinez’ Blue and White Army
    We’re Rob Martinez’ Army, Throughout the Land well-known. Our Faith is granite, adamant, About that make no bones. A Football Club, no brand, are we, Worldwide is our renown – On bark of trees across the globe Engraved our name is found. Our Stadium is Goodison, Sweet Home with none to share, And any thought […]
  • Thinking the Unthinkable
    Oh, Liverpool FC is a truly massive club – They’ve won hundreds of League Titles, And five European Cups. But their season’s started badly, There are rumblings on the Kop, And there’s tension in the Boot Room, Talk of rot that must be stopped. Then, regarding Mr Rodgers, There’s a rumour going round, That if […]
  • Foot Fan Station
    If you’re looking for some football merchandise, I suggest you take a plane or train to Nice. In Rue Defly there is a little shop – With any luck you’ll find they have in stock The scarf or shirt or hat you’re searching for. If you, like me, speak French, well, that’s a plus, But […]
  • The Nightmare is Over
    Can you believe, we’ve gained our reprieve, We’re not being cast down to Serie B? We’re staying in A, for many a day, Well, for one more bright Season at least. Oh, what a relief, we’ve been spared the grief Of stepping down a division. We won’t have to put up with mick-taking Samp fans, […]
  • A or B?
    Tell me, now tell me, what’s it to be, Serie A or Serie B? Will we stay up, or be flung headlong down? Will we feel chuffed, or with despair groan? Drop or Survival, Heaven or Hell? Champagne corks poppin’, or passing-bell’s knell? Will we taste Triumph, or savour Disaster? Which will it be of […]