• England, where are you?
    Italy is there, Germany is there, Romania is there, England, where are you? Portugal is there, Holland, Spain are there, Turkey, Greece are there, England, where are you? Have you gone AWOL or Missing in Action? Are you banged up? Hiding out? On the run? Everyone else gets a slice of the Action, England, where […]
  • The Bus Fare to Kirkby
    How much is the bus fare from Walton to Kirkby? How long would it take to ride there on a bike? Or what if you chose to roll up in a taxi? Would you have enough change left to buy half a pint? How much is a bottle of Smirnoff in Moscow? Don’t know, never […]
  • How will I survive?
    When I was five or six years old, My cute pet hamster died. I shed a flood of bitter tears, But somehow I survived. I failed O-Level Chemistry, Which is no cause for pride. I flunked Geography as well, Yet nonetheless survived. A while ago I bought some shares, Whose value promptly dived. That hurt, […]
  • Fabio Capello’s Red & White Army
    Sometimes we play in Red. Sometimes we play in White. But it don’t make no diff’rence, ‘Cos we still can’t get it right Let’s have a party. Let’s have a party. Let’s have a party. What else do you suggest we do? Well, we’ve tried playing in White. And we’ve tried playing in Red. We […]
  • When I saw that Ball go in
    Well, it was four forty-three, Sure, you know what I mean – Just two mins of normal time left on the clock. So how could we hope to bag three points, When we had not mustered a shot? Then it was four forty-four, Do I need to say more? Just one minute of the game […]