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Have you gone AWOL or Missing in Action?
Are you banged up? Hiding out? On the run?
Everyone else gets a slice of the Action,
England, where are you? You’re missing the fun!
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See Man United crowned Champions in Russia,
Chelsea and Liverpool, they came close too.
English Clubs don’t buckle under the pressure,
But, in a White Shirt, English players do.
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Passing and dribbling? Such virtues forgotten.
Penalty Shootouts? Spot-kicks are fluffed.
Seems that our National Side has not yet cottoned
On how to avoid getting thoroughly stuffed.
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Fabio’s Army is confined to Barracks,
Polishing cap-badges, blacking their boots.
Chide’em with sticks or sweeten’em with carrots,
Still they perform like the rawest Recruits.