• “The Girlie Game”
    Perhaps it’s the fact they’re rubbish That brings me back again Millwall Lionesses playing Bristol City Tonight here at The Den. It’s a pleasant evening Something to do after work I’m just here for the football Not a dirty old man having a lurk! The only people I’m eyeing up Are their boyfriends in the […]
  • “What Did You Do In The War?”
    All we’re going to hear today Is ‘fifty years of hurt’ But you won’t know what ‘V.D. Night’ is That’s a total cert! We fought them over the checkouts We campaigned on the streets Of all the things I’ve done for Dulwich Hamlet This was one of my proudest feats. Victory for Dulwich We took […]
  • “Guernsey Pub Quiz” Haiku
    Haiku syllables Knowledge from the league above? Yes! Back of the net!
  • “Euro 2016” haiku
    Mum’s gone to Iceland Family split like Brexit That’s football for you.
  • “Ticking Away”
    It’s an unseasonal summer Sunday Sat in a sunny Glasgow non-league ground A very minor womens football game With hardly any people around. This is Benburb FC Who had a proud old ground next door Now on that plot is houses That have made their future secure. No more postponements in the winter With a […]