Martins, Coloccini, Gutierrez Nolan, Smith, and Duff Enrique, Xisco and Barton I think I have named enough. Humiliated by the Orient Described by Chris Hughton as a blip This rag bag of overpaid imposters Ready to abandon our fast sinking ship. But the next evening a footballing legend Restored our faith and our pride When […]

I’m tired and weary My poor feet are aching I’ve dropped a right clanger If I’m not mistaken. I queued up for hours Outside the club shop It’s the bairns birthday the morra And he wants a new top. He wanted the home shirt But ah did not think So the one that they sold […]

Two years ago I bought this football club And it was called Newcarsal Yet I could not tell a magpie From a metatarsal. I did not get it on the cheap I paid quite a hefty price Then this cockney geezer told me To get rid of Allardyce. So I brought back this bloke called […]

Thanks to all who played their parts Including our millionaire players With their brittle hearts. Thanks for showing no passion And your spineless display In front of your magnificent supporters On our judgement day. No need to name names But you will know who I mean You can now pack your bags And depart from […]

The last day approaches The final countdown Finger nails bitten And wearing trousers of brown Our premiership survival Reliant on Sir Alex and Gus To defeat their opposition Which might just save us But I have a horrible feeling They may not be so kind With those two big cup finals That they still have […]