Don’t judge me by the colour of my skin I am proud of who I am My mam and dad are proud of me And so is my dear old gran So make your family proud of you And one day fulfil your dream And we’ll be team mates together United in our team And […]

I leave home for work with a smile on my face To do a job so close to my heart Meeting football fans from all over the world At my beloved St James’s Park. MY club in the heart of MY city Standing so proud on the hill I have loved the place since I […]

Good morning gentlemen of the press Gather around lads in front of my desk Things are quiet so I’ll keep it brief No more swearing so that’s a relief. So take your fingers off your bleepers And my language I’ll try to curtail But there’s a swear box on the table Just in case I […]

We are still Newcastle UNITED All we ask is an end to this gloom We are still Newcastle UNITED Despite all the prophets of doom We are still Newcastle UNITED Don’t believe what others might say We are still Newcastle UNITED And with UNITED forever we’ll stay.

We have a dog called SHEARER And a cat named SHAY A hamster we called KEEGAN But alas he walked away A goldfish christened BEARDSLEY And a parrot that tell’s lies A little snake we cannot trust So we call him DENNIS WISE.