• “Of Course She Understands”
    To say the atmosphere was fraught, watching Man U totally out-fought, In the betting down Rye Lane yesterday Would be…putting it politely, as t’was looking highly likely The Blades would be more than worthy victors…come the close of play? A group of African boys screamed and bawled, at the plasma on the wall As Man […]
  • He’s Back Again, and… Down The Lane.
    Well… I never saw that appointment in North London coming? Here in the capitals football one usually does? Mourinho seemed destined for The Arse (and let’s face it…slumming!) In the midst of a media maelstrom he loves. Till Daniel Levy right nicked a march on The Arse To get Jose strutting his stuff down The […]
  • Dancin an Singin in The Rain.
    Prior to a torrential down-pour Abraham scores once more Our bogy team, fail to get a sniff o the game. Though keeper Kepa keeps a slippery clean slate He best quickly sort out his plates, or his fate… Could be a Ryanair one way, en route to Spain? Onward Christian soldiers… Brave heart and broad […]
  • Eulogy.
    Jimmy lived a quiet, quite un-extraordinary life Deeming his business none but his own Few drinks of a night, three intelligent kids, razor sharp wife, Occasional trip back to Limerick…“Me home”. His recent passing left all of us gutted and a wry sense of humour sure to be missed While the tale of the football […]
  • O Me of Little Faith.
    After giving Pulisic, Untold, untold negative shtick He schleps up to the grave-yard of Turf Moor, Where not only does he score? But…goes on to bag himself…a perfect hat-trick*. Leaving me and any other stupid eejit Above in the Gods of Heaven where I sit, Had the gall to question our revered Christian, (The answers […]