He’s Back Again, and… Down The Lane.

1 Leave a comment on verse 1 0 Well… I never saw that appointment in North London coming?
Here in the capitals football one usually does?
Mourinho seemed destined for The Arse (and let’s face it…slumming!)
In the midst of a media maelstrom he loves.

2 Leave a comment on verse 2 0 Till Daniel Levy right nicked a march on The Arse
To get Jose strutting his stuff down The Lane
Rumour has it, when Saturday comes, after collecting his cards
Poch will be fast a kip at The Emptiness, during their game?

3 Leave a comment on verse 3 0 It’s the last chance saloon for Mourinho
Spurs are near brassic, tis fact
A blinding new stadium, senior pro’s all itching to go
Ain’t the usual cards, he finds…in a welcoming pack.

4 Leave a comment on verse 4 0 Still…it’s takes the mind off a Brexit
A right royal scandal, and a general election
An ordinary season thus far, has by one geezer’s exit,
Suddenly…been given an adrenalin injection.

5 Leave a comment on verse 5 0 Mourinho, let’s face it, ain’t everyone’s cup of rosy
Often at times he can do in yer nut
But most fans I talk to, can’t help but agree…
His appointment guarantee’s…this season is back on the up.

6 Leave a comment on verse 6 0 It goes without saying…it could all go Pete Tong
As it occasionally did with yer man in the past
Yet Spurs fans, down in their cups, over in North London
Might yet laud Daniel Levy…for nicking a march on The Arse.

7 Leave a comment on verse 7 0 Peace.



Welcome back Jose..
It’s…like you’ve never been away!
Punditry’s loss is Tottenham Hotspurs gain
Here’s to one special season (or more) down The Lane?

*The Arse, or The Arsenal, as Londoners refer to Arsenal Football Club. Is not meant to be disrespectful to them in any way. It’s how we refer to them in every day speak in the social club, betting shop or pub.

Brassic, or Boracic Lint, rhyming slang for skint.
Pete Tong. Slang as above for wrong.

Go well.



Source: http://footballpoets.org/poems/tis-good-to-be-back-again-down-the-lane/