Kev Raymond
@louise81
Active 12 months ago
Pogba at eighty nine mill
We’re assured is an absolute steal
Though a red faced Govan knight
Who had the foresight to bid him bye bye
Will be gutted he sold him for zilch!
Peace. View
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If able, Kane might wish to seek pastures anew After Tottenham gert mullered last night seven – two and to make the dilemma perverse, For those should I stay or should I go stars at Spurs, A former Gooner at the fore…instrumental in turning the screw. Peace.
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Eau de cologne a la greasy onion Horse dung carpeting a street Shifty chancers vis a vis Damon Runyon A beady eye out for the police. Boozy balding blokes a boasting Bout their bawdy bar-room brawls in Greece An expectant hint of roasting… Coffee, centre foward, rib of beef. “Who wants tickets for the match?”, […]
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Half as nice As watching Eden scoring thrice Who needs paradise? Seeing Eden net thrice? Peace.
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Peeling spuds, washing glasses Using knives n forks, serviettes an plates Instead of…greasy mitts in a chicken box, Blue shirt proclaiming; “Gian-Franco Zola. God”! Quaffing Stella by the telly with his mates. Then…this blinding bird moved in Inspired an immediate change in him Why he even…pressed the suit he wore for work? Away games and […]
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Captain hollered, “Kev! Fella’s hurted his leg* Need you to take his place, and go in goal”? Pulling on the goalies top, A hurried sign of the cross I ran out with the chaps to face our foe. Battered, bruised, we sweated blood On a field of energy sapping mud Battling hard to fight the […]
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Welcome to Football Poets -- a club for all football poets, lovers of football and lovers of (alternative) poetry. Discover poets in every league from respected internationals at the top of their game to young hopefuls in the school playground.
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13th September 2024 at 6:14 pm
Welcome to Football Poets Beth
Great evocative poem Beth….
More please !
Haiku always welcome.
Hope we (FGR) get to play you again soon
Best
Crispin
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26th July 2024 at 6:25 pm
Great poem Mike Bartram. Eddie was a legend, affectionately known in Liverpool as, “the first hooligan.” Even the hoolies were well dressed in those days. The amazing thing was he was only 26 when that picture was taken. He’d played for Everton youth team and was well known to the players. He never got arrested. They threw him out and he climbed back in, just in time for Derek Temples winner.
I used the picture of him being tackled to the ground on the front cover of my book, “Once Upon a rhyme in Football.” It’s worth looking on youtube and finding the re-enactment of the Wembley scene. Frank Skinner and Baddiel went around to Eddies home in the 1990’s and acted it out on the green outside. It’s hilarious, especially all the effort they put in to get Eddie sober enough to shoot the scene.
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10th July 2024 at 6:07 pm
Hi Crispin,
I don’t know if you’ve see the picture in social media today…
a picture of a teenage Lionel Messi cradling a baby in Africa as part of a photoshoot…. the family had won a lottery to have their baby pictured with him….
the photographer has just revealed that the baby is actually in fact Lamine Yamal!!!!
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26th May 2024 at 2:30 pm
Hi Denys…
Re Man City:
OK it was 20 years ago but Criag Wilson did write this and a few others on them back in 04/05.
BTW I’m more Forest Green Rover since 2014 (and Chelsea) these days . I drum and am a standing season ticket holder .
Best
Crispin
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29th April 2024 at 2:47 pm
Hi Denys,
Yes Richard Williams you’re a brilliant wordsmith, my friend. When I first saw your football poetry I thought it was the superb Guardian sports and music writer. I once had the honour of sitting next to Richard Williams while at the Independent on the sports desk. He writes about music and sport with immense knowledge and authority. I’ve read a couple of Richard’s books recently. Great writer rather like you Richard Williams the Pompey fan. Congratulations on promotion.
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28th April 2024 at 5:59 pm
Thanks Denys. Yes your replay poem was superb.
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26th April 2024 at 4:46 pm
Nice work, Joe. You were quick off the mark with that! Good one from Richard Williams too I see.
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25th April 2024 at 7:33 pm
Hi Denys,
Thanks mate. I’ll do it now.
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25th April 2024 at 1:56 pm
Thanks Joe,
you might like to write a poem yourself on the same subject…
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23rd April 2024 at 4:03 pm
Hi Denys
With you all the way on the abolition of FA Cup replays. What are they doing to the game?
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